HEY PEOPLE!
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING OK?
AND PAI SEI...
I LAZY LIAO LA.
LOLS.
ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN POSTED TO HOUGANG SEC,
AND GUESS WHO IS THERE?
JERREL ONG!
EWEWWWWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GG CLASS ONE LEH!!!! WTF!!!!
WAH LAO...
ANYWAY,
THE REGISTRATION TOOK A LONG TIME...
THEN...
RENDY AND SERENE IN THE CLASS NEXT TO ME.
THEN...
MERDELL DUNNO...
SOO...
BOUGHT UNIFORM AN P.E. SHIRT.
THE SHIRT TOO BIG AND THE BOTTOM TOO SMALL.
WTH RIGHT?
LOLS.
ANYWAY,
I DUN THINK I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE FAT PEOPLE WHO INSULTED ME LIKE HELL.
IT'S TOO EMBARRASING.
I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU WHAT THEY SAID THAT PISSES ME OFF.
WELL, I WAS USING THE SITTING TOILET.
AND THAT'S THE ONLY SITTING TOILET IN THAT TOILET.
(THIS HAPPENED DURING MY HOLIDAY IN CHINA,BTW.)
AND THEN THIS BUNCH OF FAT PEOPLE CAME IN.
AND THEN ONE OF THEM ASKED.
FAT ASS 1:" WHERE'S THE SITTING ONE?"
FAT ASS MOTHER:" THERE!"
FAT ASS 2:"SOMEONE INSIDE."
FAT ASS 3:" WHO'S INSIDE."
FAT ASS 2:"SOME WOMAN."
FAT ASS 1:"HURRY UP LA WOMAN!"
FAT ASS 3:*LAUGHS*
FAT ASS MOTHER:*COMES OUT OF CUBICLE*" YOU GO ALREADY?"
FAT ASS 1:" HAVEN'T. THE THE STUPID IDIOT INSIDE."
FAT ASS 3:"OH MY GOD. MY PEE IS SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE!"
FAT ASS 2:' YOU SICK LA YOU!"
FAT ASS 1:" I CAN AIM VERY WELL YOU KNOW."
(IS SHE LIKE A MAN? WTH! SHE CAN AIM VERY WELL?!)
THEN THEY WENT OUT OF THE TOILET.THEN THEY COME IN AGAIN.
FAT ASS 1:" WAH LAO. THE STUPID WOMAN STILL INSIDE."
FAT ASS 2:" MAYBE SHE DIE INSIDE YOU ALSO DUNNO."
FAT ASS MOTHER:*LAUGHS*
MOTHER WHERE CAN LIKE THIS ONE?
HOW CAN THE MOTHER LET HER DAUGHTER SAY THAT PEOPLE DIE?
AND THEY SERIOUSLY DAMN FAT LIKE HELL.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
THEY SERIOUSLY DAMN FAT!
THE WHOLE FAMILY DAMN FAT ONE.
NOT KIDDING.
YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW FAT THEY ARE.
I KNOW IS THEM BECAUSE I KNOW THE WAY THEY TALK.
THE DAY BEFORE THEY INSULTED ME,
I FOLLOW MY PARENTS GO TO THE HOTEL LOBBY DOWN THERE THE SHOP.
THEN I HEARD THEM TALK THE PATTERN.
SO I KNOW IS THEM.
AND BTW, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I GO TO TOILET FOR SO LONG,
I DRANK TOO MUCH YOGURT THE DAY BEFORE AND I WAS HAVING THE RUNS.
IT'S EMBARRASSING OK?
STOP RUBBING IT IN.
SO YEAH.
THEY'RE REALLY FAT PEOPLE THAT HAVE FUCKING ATTITUDE PROBLEMS.
SO...
THAT IS IT.
WELL, TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING,
ME AND SHIYU HAVE THIS PLAN.
WE MADE THIS PLAN CUZ WE'RE AMBITIOUS OK?
WE HAVE GONE BONKERS ABOUT DOGS.
SO WE MADE UP THIS PLAN.
THE PLAN IS TO SAVE UP MONEY UNTIL WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY WHAT WE WANT.
THE THINGS WE NEED TO BUUY WHEN WE GROW UP ARE:
A HOUSE.
A CAR OR VAN(ANYTHING TO HELP US FOR TRANSPORT)
AND THEN, WHEN WE ARE STABLE WITH OUR FINANCIAL THINGY,
THEN ONLY WE WILL HAVE DOGS.
WE ARE PLANNING TO STAY TOGETHER WHEN WE HAVE OUR HOUSE.
PLEASE OK?
I DUN NID YOU TO COMMENT ON THIS.
I'M JUST SHRING OUR VIEWS WITH YOU.
I JUST WANT THIS PLAN TO GO ACCORDING AS PLANNED.
SO LATER 3 O.CLOCK, ME AND SHIYU GOING TO THE VOID DECK TO DO OUR PLANNINGS.
THEN I THINK WE GO PLAY WITH YING YING AND MILO.
THEY'RE THE TWO JACK RUSSELS.
SO ...
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAPPY AT THEIR NEW SCHOOL.
TATA!~